Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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