so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
now i know why i became what i already was.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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