i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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