he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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