Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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