I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
how drunk are you?
Several
I think my moral compass just broke
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