Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Shame is for Republicans.
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