don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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