Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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