Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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