Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
It's rum buckets o'clock
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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