the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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