just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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