I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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