Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
this boner is exhausting
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
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