is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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