Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
so let's talk penis.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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