Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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