what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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