It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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