you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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