all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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