I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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