His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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