I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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