ugly people sure do ruin things
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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