Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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