She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
Randomize
