It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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