You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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