fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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