Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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