Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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