I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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