Im at strip club and am horny
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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