I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
we should paint friendship bongs
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