Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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