who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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