if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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