well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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