oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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