I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
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