yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
this hospital has no fireball
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
This can only be settled by a dance off.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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