Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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