So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
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