I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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