pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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