Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Randomize
