At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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