also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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