How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I am naked and annoyed.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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