so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I wish there were birth control emojis
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
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