I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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