i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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