Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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