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rubbish cock
you win
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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