Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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